Jokes for Magicians

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Where can I find good jokes and one-liners for my act?

Jokes for Magicians

A collection of jokes and one-liners for performing magicians

From the site owner:
I thought you might be interested in a website that I have launched at It is a collection of jokes and one-liners with a particular bias towards magicians.

Although the site is still in its infancy, it is my hope that magicians will use the site a source of ideas and inspiration for their acts and that they will contribute to the site, making it bigger, better and funnier.

Check it out here: Jokes for Magicians



6/24/2007 5:49:35 PM
Jack Stouten said:

I would like some jokes for magicians

7/27/2007 12:43:24 AM
razz said:

where are the jokes

12/12/2010 5:50:22 AM
Dmitry Mosin said:

Here is one I use a lot:
Son comes to his dad and asks: "Daddy, what is this berry on picture?" Dad looks and sais:"It's BLACK current".
Son sais then: "But why is it RED?"
Das answers: "Because it is still GREEN".


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