A Few More Stupid Jokes

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A Few More Stupid Jokes

OK.. maybe I've offended everyone here. Seriously, we have to be able to laugh at ourselves sometimes, don't we...

How do you keep an illusionist in suspense?

What did the fisherman say to the table magician? ‘Pick a cod, any cod.´

What´s the difference between a close up magician and an Uzi? An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

Why did they put 200 corporate magicians at the bottom of the ocean? Someone heard they were really good people - deep down.

How did the childrens magician retire with a million dollars in his bank account? He started with two million.

Why do so many people take an instant dislike to restaurant magicians? It saves them time in the long run.

   

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